If you take a long run up through the kitchen, through the living room and jump onto an ipad 2, you can slide along really fast like on a luge.
It also helps if you happen to be a small, black and white ninja assassin named Dexter
Our kitten is f@*$ing mental ... just as he should be
In other news ...
The Olympic torch will going down my street on June 22nd at 17:30 ... I am positively agog with anticipation.
P.S. That was sarcasm ...







I think mine need their internal clocks resetting, sleeping most of the day and then chasing each other while we're trying to sleep ... Little shits
The cats held some sort of Olympic challenge in my living room ... All night
Bastards !!!
I love your sarcasm about the Olympic torch, and what you said to Graham about the 'unpaid' people doing the dirty work made me sooo mad, I didn't know about that, it's bloody disgusting
This f*cking country has turned into a right shithole, and as for Graham saying we will be a laughing stock, this country already IS a laughing stock.
Well said both of you, I couldn't care less about the Olympics, and this stupid country couldn't organize a party in a brewery.
Ooh, sorry for my mini rant, these things make me angry
None of us voted for this government.
Loads of bloodboiling stuff can be found here ... [link]
Yesterday I had a woman here who asked me to do a survey for the government (
Thought I'd get my points across on how much crime there is today, and how I think peado's (can't spell it) should be shot, killers should be hanged, how soft the courts are on crim's etc' etc'.
Now I am 68 and she was about 30, and she said crime is LOWER today than it was in the 50s, the police do a good job, and victims are looked after...HAH !!!
In the end I lost my temper and asked what f*cking planet was she living on
I'm still angry about her today, and the questions were useless anyway
I've enjoyed reading what you and Graham have written, you both think the same as me.