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Journal Entry: Wed Jun 13, 2012, 4:39 PM


If you take a long run up through the kitchen, through the living room and jump onto an ipad 2, you can slide along really fast like on a luge.

It also helps if you happen to be a small, black and white ninja assassin named Dexter :giggle:

Our kitten is f@*$ing mental ... just as he should be :w00t:

In other news ...

The Olympic torch will going down my street on June 22nd at 17:30 ... I am positively agog with anticipation. :eager:

P.S. That was sarcasm ... :nod:

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timemit Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Student Digital Artist
we got a pair of them this summer. pure joyous madness :D .. mine think that running up me is a good way to get fed , only problem is that now when I have a drink I look like a sprinkler system :)
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phoenixkeyblack Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:giggle:

I think mine need their internal clocks resetting, sleeping most of the day and then chasing each other while we're trying to sleep ... Little shits ;)
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timemit Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student Digital Artist
hehe, ours think that when we go to bed its time to play staircase races and charge up and down for the next 2 hrs sounding more like a small troop of rhino .. :)
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phoenixkeyblack Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My neice, Murcia, stayed last night. She's 6 and has Cerebal Palsy so I let her share the bed with Caroline and I take the couch.

The cats held some sort of Olympic challenge in my living room ... All night :(

Bastards !!!
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timemit Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Student Digital Artist
haha they probably thought you had come to join in the fun or at the very least judge them on their awesome acrobatic skills..now they are devastated by your lack of enthusiasm and harsh criticism ;)
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phoenixkeyblack Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think the harshness was because I judged them on Christmas bauble stealing skills :O
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timemit Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:lol: We were just considering what would happen to our tree this year.. I suspect it might be branch and needle less by crimbo either that or we have some electrocuted kitties :)
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Thelma1 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012
Heehee, your kitten sounds great fun, even if it is mental :laughing::laughing:

I love your sarcasm about the Olympic torch, and what you said to Graham about the 'unpaid' people doing the dirty work made me sooo mad, I didn't know about that, it's bloody disgusting :rage:
This f*cking country has turned into a right shithole, and as for Graham saying we will be a laughing stock, this country already IS a laughing stock.
Well said both of you, I couldn't care less about the Olympics, and this stupid country couldn't organize a party in a brewery.

Ooh, sorry for my mini rant, these things make me angry :shrug: :huggle:
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phoenixkeyblack Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You rant all you like, I think 90% of the country feels the same way.

None of us voted for this government.

Loads of bloodboiling stuff can be found here ... [link]
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Thelma1 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012
Ooh there's loads of stuff that makes me rant these days GRRRRR.

Yesterday I had a woman here who asked me to do a survey for the government (:roll:) on 'Crime and Punishment'.
Thought I'd get my points across on how much crime there is today, and how I think peado's (can't spell it) should be shot, killers should be hanged, how soft the courts are on crim's etc' etc'.
Now I am 68 and she was about 30, and she said crime is LOWER today than it was in the 50s, the police do a good job, and victims are looked after...HAH !!!
In the end I lost my temper and asked what f*cking planet was she living on :rage:

I'm still angry about her today, and the questions were useless anyway :shrug::roll:
I've enjoyed reading what you and Graham have written, you both think the same as me.
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phoenixkeyblack Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I realized a few days ago, I am no longer proud to be British.

I turned 40 this year and until now, even when things were bad, I always felt like 'we're in this together'.

This Government is now using the phrase to help us swallow the austerity crap, but I'm really not feeling it ...

If we were French we wouldn't be putting up with this shit, we'd be off somewhere burning a sheep ;)
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Thelma1 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012
Well, sad to say, but I realized that 30 odd years ago.
I spent a couple of years then living and traveling around Europe, 11 different countries, and discovered they ALL took the piss out of England, even way back then.
They said we were a stupid country and we let any old people in, criminals, drug dealers, people traffickers, terrorists etc' etc', and give them all houses and money.
They said we no longer make anything great, like ships, cars, furniture etc', and England was a complete joke, a laughing stock.
That was way back then, can you imagine what they think of us now :roll:
I used to feel so ashamed of being English, sometimes I'd pretend to be German hehe :D

We need a tough government that actually cares about this country and it's people instead of money, but that's never going to happen :shrug:
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nozebo Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I doubt that people would be friendlier to someone who says he's from Germany. The German government started the austerity thing, because of which many people got angry. Not to mention being insulted because the equation German = Nazi still seems to be stuck in some peoples heads.
Oh, and I think the German government is not any better than the British. Sometimes I really wonder what world they are living in, I just can't understand how a sane person could believe in some of the completely useless (and expensive!) crap they're frequently coming up with.
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GrahamSym Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012   Digital Artist
I live a 10 minutes walk away from the Olympic park, I am going to avoid Stratford. I really think this olympics is going to be a disaster. The road infrastructure around Stratford can't cope with day to day traffic. If a car breaks down the whole area becomes gridlocked, but Sebastion Coe says it will be fine (idiot)...
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phoenixkeyblack Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, coz Seb Coe knows loads about transport infrastructure.

It really annoys me that we're paying for this shit, have you heard about the security?

Out of work people and more especially disabled ESA claimants are being forced to do it .. UNPAID!!! The powers that be tested it out during the jubilee celebrations and a lot of disabled people ended up sleeping under a bridge. They were provided with tents and sent to a patch of concrete covered ground where they couldn't be pitched. This country is being run by arseholes :(
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GrahamSym Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012   Digital Artist
I know!!! Don't get me started on this f*cking farce, I could rant all day, we are going to be a laughing stock... :(
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phoenixkeyblack Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
We already are, mate :(

I started writing a really inciteful and in depth reply about the state of the nation, but I deleted it after the eighth paragraph and thought, 'Fuck It!!! What's the point. Not one single person in this country got who they voted for, so what good will this rant do?'

I'll just roll another fat one and make pretty pictures ;)
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GrahamSym Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012   Digital Artist
Might as well join ya! no bastard listens :(
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phoenixkeyblack Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I find that mandelbulb runs much better that way :nod:
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GrahamSym Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2012   Digital Artist
Indeed it does, also stops me shouting at Dave, George and Nick on the TV...
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timemit Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:thumbsup: with ya there
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LeonieZurakowsky Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012   Digital Artist
Too funny! For sure my cat wouldn't fit and she's not even all THAT large! LOL! :D
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phoenixkeyblack Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dexter is a complete hooligan :w00t:
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LeonieZurakowsky Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012   Digital Artist
Lora is occasionally rather wild and crazy but mostly she's just calm - she can be pretty neurotic at times though!:D
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mikey1964 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012
I believe said camping stove will be coming through Morecambe around the same time, I will of course be avoiding Morecambe like the plague. :D
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phoenixkeyblack Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't blame you, I will be staying inside too.
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fraterchaos Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
an app for kitten luge? I need that one.. (and I don't even have a smart phone)
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phoenixkeyblack Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Just get a kitten, he'll find some way of utilizing anything you have for his own twisted purposes :D
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fraterchaos Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh yes, I know all about them...
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phoenixkeyblack Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Caroline has just asked if we should get another :omg:
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fraterchaos Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
trying to drive you crazy huh?
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